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Tuesday, 20 December 2011

Tuesday, December 20/2011

The handymen are back. On Thursday they put in new electrical switches, designed to turn off the heater/air conditioner if windows or sliding doors are opened. Quite a production, involving, at one point, four young men and a woman in tights, lined winter boots and a mauve sweater (who calls to mind Desmond Morris's view that the shape of the female bosom was intended by nature to mirror the shape of the buttocks) whose sole function seemed to be to hold the keys. With the regular maintenance man, his wife and child, and the two of us, the flat was more than full. Today we get the new windows - double glazing for both windows and balcony doors.

The manager has already told us that the intent is to retile the bathroom and replace bedroom and sitting room carpet with tile. Also to replace the bathtubs with shower units - in order, he says, to save water. Actually the tub which we have has had the valve that would allow the water to switch from shower to tub taps removed - a much cheaper and simpler solution to saving water. In fact the whole upgrading project seems unlikely to pay for itself in the first decade without substantial rent increases, which is our first thought. but it also seems to be a great deal of trouble to go to for management as chronically lazy as this. Thus our second thought: they're spiffing it up in order to sell.