Back to the dentist re J's x-ray. Not good news. Broken root one side of the bridge and a problematic tooth on the other. Maximum damage two implants plus a short bridge. Too late to begin now, but a bit of a dental time bomb.
The papal election brought to us via a comedy team from Euronews who seem to have been on air for long enough that they're punch drunk and babbling. As the relevant smoke rises from the chimney they pronounce it black but revise their opinion just as J and I are saying it looks white to us. If the pope were to be Italian, they say, he would be the first in thirty-five minutes - no, that's thirty-five years. And so it goes. The band strikes up strains from the Italian national anthem (familiar to us from Formula One, though we're not Ferrari fans). Is this a sign? The commentators speculate on the band and the need to keep trumpets dry in the light rain. One says that it's been an unusually short time to think about a campaign. Well, consider that most elections are triggered by a death, sometimes an unexpected one. Then on to papal names: what about Frank one suggests. No one mentions the long tradition of opting for a saint's name. Ah, it's been over an hour since the white smoke - but yes, now there are lights being turned on behind the balcony. Let's hope, says one of the comedians, that it wasn't the cleaner going into the wrong room. Excitement mounts in the square. Well let's hope, says the other presenter, they're equally enthusiastic once they see who it is.
And, as a red-garbed figure emerges, looking ancient and tottery, it takes us a few seconds to register that it won't be the new pope but Cardinal Jean Louis Tauran, the proto deacon who is to introduce him. He's flanked by two priests who ook as if they may have to provide physical support. Will he survive to the end of the announcement? (Turns out later he was born in 1943 - not so very ancient!) Habemus papam. And there he is, as the presenters are still struggling to decode the Latin names: the archbishop of Buenos Aires. More bits of the Italian national anthem. Well, he is bishop of Rome, and it seems the band knows the tune. He has chosen the name Francis. Small bit of debate between the comedians - no, he's not Francis the first til there's a Francis the second. But it does seem a positive beginning, as do the modest robes and the quiet "good night" in Italian.