Tuesday, December 29/2015

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J and I take the 8:20 bus to Bill and Jane's to help transfer Jane to the hospital for doctor's appointment, removal of staples. Chief problem being that it's necessary for Bill to unload Jane and wheelchair and then find parking spot.

Appointment theoretically at ten, by which time parking lot, disabled parking, no parking areas always full, sometimes by cars double parked in no parking zones. Today no exception, so Bill heads off for distant on street parking while the three of us begin the bizarrely inefficient outpatient process. There's a longish queue to register, but this we actually get to skip, as a man mid-queue kindly indicates that wheelchairs are allowed to go to the head of the line. (Actually seems to make limited sense, as those in wheelchairs are seated whereas some in the queue may find standing painful or tiring, but we don't protest). The woman at the wicket says that Jane's files will be sent over to the consulting room and that she is to buy a 50 cent stamp (the standard method of co-payment for services or medication. System beginning to remind both J and me of making purchases in Soviet Russian shops. No queue at all at the stamp window. 

 However there's a mass of people outside the three consulting rooms (two orthopaedic and one gynaecological). It appears Jane's ten o'clock advice was less an appointment time than a suggestion that it fell within consulting time parameters, with similar info having been given to everyone else, some of the others no doubt being experienced enough in the process to arrive early - and possibly score a parking spot as a bonus. There is not enough seating to go round, even given that the few in wheelchairs have brought their own. No one seems to have any idea where in the list they come, leading to shouted inquiries each time one of the consulting room door opens and a nurse (well, woman in white anyway - who knows) emerges to call a name. Can't help thinking that even a non-electronic version of the butcher's take-a-number system would be better. As it is there's a fair bit of palpable hostility in the herd, as people feel frustrated and clearly suspect that they're being treated unfairly. We wait about an hour, eying the others and trying to assess how many are actually patients and how many friends, relatives, drivers, etc. Can't identify anyone clearly pregnant for the other side. Crutches and plaster much in evidence, as well, of course, as many people with no obvious malady. At one point a woman knocks against the little Christmas tree and is unable ti right it, forced in the end to lay it on the floor, with the little nativity scene ending up on top of one of it's unhappy animals.   Jane's turn is quite quick - doctor happy, staples removed. 

Bill off for the car, and we stop for lunch at an outside table at the little café by Smart.

Monday, December 28/2015

I Take bus out to visit Jane. Take her out for a walk in the wheelchair, which is heavier than it looks like to tilt when going down a step. On the way back meet up with the Bulgarian woman next door, who is out with her little dog. The dog is delighted to see Jane, who usually takes it for walks. Hugs (for Jane, not me) from Bulgarian neighbour, and, as always, streams of cheerful but utterly incomprehensible Bulgarian. It's a southern Slav language, apparently similar to Macedonian - which nobody I know speaks - but none of it sounds much like Polish. The only two words I identify are może - Polish for maybe - and da, same as the Russian for yes. Have had similar experience with girl at the East European shop. Thank you, for example, transliterates as blagodaryu (Cyrillic letters used by Bulgarians), resembling neither Polish or Russian at all. 

Sunday, December 27/2015

Sunday. Feels like the third Sunday in a row, as it follows Christmas and Boxing Day. Ordinary time struggling back to life. Go to the shop round the corner for our usual Cypriot Sunday Mail and find there isn't one. It's taking a holiday, probably announced in Saturday's paper, which we never buy, and no doubt accompanied by the weekly tv guide (not all that useful) and the puzzle page (quite a good one).

 Lidl open. Mother and two children singing Christmas songs outside the entrance, not especially well, and collecting money for same. Probably East European of some description, as they're all fair haired. It's a fairly common occurrence here, not really talented enough to qualify as busking but a very slight cut above simple begging. Rather shamefully cubs and cadets also engage in this form of Christmas fund raising, so it's not unusual to see groups of five or six of them engaged in half-hearted off-key carol singing, collecting tin in the face of each exiting shopper, rather than providing an actual service like car washing or selling cookies.

Saturday, December 26/2015

Boxing Day. Officially a holiday here, and most places other than restaurants and bars are closed. Lots of people down at the waterfront - kids with Christmas presents, tourists, foreign students, lots of locals. There's a little train that takes people along the waterfront and up past St Lazarus. Booths along the beach selling balloons, popcorn, ice cream, nuts, inexpensive jewellery. Actually, though, not as much as on other years, or maybe just not as much as at Epiphany. At Europa Square, though, there is a set of trampolines for harnessed kids to bounce on. J and I over to Harry's by St Lazarus for coffee. Almost too hot in the sun, but at noon there's not much in the way of shade. Cyprus coffee at Harry's always accompanied not only by the obligatory glass of water but also by a treat of some kind. Today it's melomakarona, the little soft, honey soaked spice biscuits that are traditional at this time of year. Not that we're running short of calories.

Friday, December 25/2015

Christmas Day, and stunning weather again. Was to have been in Kyrenia, but with Jane's accident we settle for a local restaurant, Cambanella's on Dekhelia Road. We've been before, for Sunday roast, and the food is good and family that run it very friendly and helpful. Take Jane in the wheelchair and meet up with B and J's friends, Hazel and Bob. Bob sporting tie that lights up and plays Christmas music. Christmas crackers on table, contents of which Hazel takes "for the refugees." Rather sad to think that these very cheap trifles and paper hats (unworn by us) are desirable acquisitions anywhere. Meal good as ever - turkey, lamb, beef and pork at the carvery as well as roast potatoes and Yorkshire pudding. Quite sure none of us did take all four kinds of meat, though we certainly could have done, and when J, having been asked whether he wanted ice cream or custard on his Christmas puddind, asked if he could have both, he was told, laughingly, that he certainly could. By the time Bill runs us home after leisurely meal it's sunset, not long after the solstice.

Take Cyprus brandy and Bailey's bottles down to reception and have a drink and a chat with Kiki and Mr Andreas' cousin, who is watching tv with her. Kiki doesn't get much in the way of time off, working afternoon/evening shift six days a week, holidays included.

Thursday, December 24/2015

Christmas Eve. Lovely weather. This will be our sixteenth Christmas in Cyprus. The first one in two thousand almost accidental, but we've been back every year since, and for longer than the first year's four weeks. Perfect winter climate, and better this year than most, possibly (one hates to think) down to global warning. Walk along the beach, where there are additional tourists for the holiday. Quite decent swimming weather. Average sea temperature in December in Larnaca is about 13, though this year may be more than average. Today's high is about 20, but that's in the shade of course. In the sun on the beach it would be much hotter.

Before coffee at Harry's go through the market. There's always a Christmas Eve market here. More necessary, maybe, because Saturday, the usual day, is Boxing Day, but in any case all Cypriots would want fresh produce for Christmas.

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Wednesday, December 23/2015

Jane being released from hospital and Bill has been told to to be there between 8:00 and 8:30 AM. Picks us up to help. Parking lot largely full when we arrive at 8, but B, who has brought the wheelchair with him parks in disabled parking, pointing out that sticker or not Jane qualifies. Staff on ward say that Jane will simply have to wait her turn. Can't leave until the doctor has seen her, which will be some time after 9, which naturally annoys B, given the earlier info they gave him. Actually all care after surgery itself has seemed rather lacking in Standing Operating Procedure. Eventually doctors make rounds in a small gaggle, only previously experienced by me in films rather than during actual hospital stays. One four bed ward at a time. By this time Jane is in the corridor in the wheelchair, possibly regretting her decision to turn down the breakfast - slice of bread, hard boiled egg, triangle of processed cheese and tea. There is actually no final examination, discussion, instructions, but she is presented with a paper to sign, B pointing out that we don't actually know what the Greek says, though by this time he probably doesn't wish to pursue it. So by ten o'clock we're away. Regrettably passenger door not removable as with jaws of life in last night's accident. Jane manoeuvred into car (like royalty - sit first and then move your legs round, graceful even with miniskirts). Wheelchair in back and walking frame between Joe and me in back seat. 

At home Jane delighted to see B has decorated - fairy lights, gold tinsel, small tree with baubles. Even the ceiling fans sporting Christmas trim. Lunch outside and a friend, Katherine, from Jane's art group, drops by with treats from their Christmas meeting. Wine for those of us not driving, and K kindly drops us off near Lidl, walking distance from home.

Tuesday, December 22/215

We're reading in the evening when there's a metallic crash sound, not entirely unlike the emptying of a skip full of tins and glass or perhaps a skip being tipped over. We go back to our book. About ten minutes later We hear sirens, growing louder and then stopping outside our building. Out to the balcony, where we can see a car in the middle of Makarios Avenue flipped over on its roof. Fire engine, ambulance, several police, traffic diverted, fair sized crowd of onlookers. It takes about half an hour to extricate the single occupant. No sign of other cars involved, except that one of the three cars parked outside the Chinese restaurant opposite us has its back end pretty far out from the curb. Once the driver is on the stretcher it must be another twenty minutes before they put him in the ambulance and drive off, leaving the police to proceed with notes and measurements on the upside down car and the badly parked black one. Discuss with Kiki from reception who has gone outside to observe. It seems that the driver - possibly drunk and almost certainly speeding - has sideswiped a number of cars, beginning with the black one (which may have had its rear end far enough into traffic to be an obstruction and part of the cause of the accident. After the sideswipes he lost control and the car flipped. Rumour has it that the man worked at a service station down the road, but the car had rental plates, which is unusual for a local. Kiki also says that he was moving his arms after being placed on the stretcher, so obviously alive.

Monday, December 21/2015

J and I by bus to the new hospital to see Jane. A young Sikh man (student?) is also looking for the hospital. Fortunately for him we can point the way from the bus stop, because the hospital, though several storeys tall, is not visible behind the overgrown greenery, some of which J acquires for Christmas decoration. Genuinely in need of trimming anyway, and only bordering the muddy, overcrowded hospital parking lot. Jane up as far as a chair, but rather down re lack of progress. Meet Catherine, also visiting. She's well versed in the ways of the hospital, having spent time here with a broken back, and brings bottles of water and wipes. Home on a bus that hurtles through a red light, the woman driving continuing to talk non-stop in a high pitched rapid fire staccato. Bill over later, after his visit with Jane, to have spaghetti with us.

Sunday, December 20/2015

Buy the Cyprus Mail on Sunday. It's never quite sure  whether it is a national or parochial paper. Hence the headline - "Big Strides in Cutting NPLs [non performing loans]: Bank of Cyprus reaches deal with three of its largest debtors" - just above the other front page story, "Document shows Hitler only had one testicle."

Saturday, December 19/2015

Skies clear and I walk down to join J at the waterfront. Coffee, then to the bakery. For the first time they're out of our favourite large loves of sesame studded rye bread. And we have a translation problem. They will undoubtedly be resupplied, but when? Avrio, I ask. Tomorrow. No, it seems maybe in one hour. Too long. So we rethink. There's another loaf that I think is whole grain. Mavros? Means black, but also dark. Suspect no one cares about 100%. Yes, yes. Pick it up to put into a paper bag and discover the bonus - it's still warm! Reach Smart Store, four short blocks from home, as it begins to rain. Only need tomato paste, but also acquire tinned mackerel and peas - and emerge into downpour. The sort where each time one thinks it couldn't rain harder it does. Drainless roads fill up almost instantly but not far to go, and inside cosy. Bread even warm still.

Friday, December 18/2015

Thunder storms in the night and still rainy and windy in the morning. Clears close to noon though winds are still high. Even the trunk of the palm tree outside the window is bending in the wind. I take bus 427 from round the corner to the hospital after lunch. Ask the driver if he goes to the new hospital. Eventually. This proves to be the case. Definitely the grand tour, in a large figure 8, including hurtling through back streets in the old Turkish area behind the Makenzy waterfront, at which point the driver mutters that he has to drive fast because he's late. It's not from picking up passengers, as much of the time I'm getting solitary limo service, but the traffic is verging on gridlock at times. Arrive at the hospital after a three-quarters of an hour ride just as theoretical visiting hour finishes. The ward door is locked, but they let me in. Overlap with Harry and Ailsa who are about to leave. Mindful of the limited diet I've brought grapes, though we do speculate on whether wine would be allowed and guess it probably would. Catch same bus and driver on subsequent circuit for return trip.

Wednesday, December 16/2015

J and I off by bus to visit Jane in hospital. Know that one of the bus routes goes past the General Hospital (known locally and also on bus timetables as the new hospital - though it opened in 1984 - as opposed to the old hospital which functions as a clinic) as well as the port, which is near us. Stop at the tourist office where girl supplies schedules for what she says are the only two buses that go to the new hospital. Neither goes to the port. Know for a fact that several buses go to new hospital and one of them also goes to the port, but can see that I am dangerously close to being asked what I am doing inquiring if I know so much about it, and can also see that she has a life - and a friend on the other end of the telephone line - so meekly accept the two printed schedules. 

Take number 423 from opposite St Helena's. Not the shortest route, but the most ride for the fare, with us the only passengers for much of the time. At one point the driver calls loudly out the window to three black people, a woman and two children: Chocolat! [French pronunciation]. We're stunned. He sounds cheerful, even friendly. Could there be an innocent explanation? It sounded like one of the group had yelled something first. Maybe they know each other and there's a running joke, where they exchange epithets every time they meet. Vanilla! Chocolat! Maybe. 

The "new" hospital looking distinctly down at heel. Not bad at a distance, but showing grubby signs of wear on closer acquaintance, possibly made worse by our entering through the outpatients door, since the only other obvious entry is emergency. Nothing resembling a main desk that we can see. Most signs are in Greek and most people seem to understand the routine, which includes small co-payments for services for which the procedure is to buy a stamp and hand it in at point of delivery. Which goes some way to explain a small sign reading "Here are sold only stamps For Blood Tests Behind The Elevator." The initial image coming to mind being of a seedy trench coated figure with a syringe plying his trade in a corner back of the lift. 

Jane in good spirits and looking amazing for someone who has spent the last forty hours lying in one position with a broken hip. They're waiting for the warfarin to be largely out of the blood and are tentatively planning to operate tomorrow. Both Jane and Bill have been pleased with the treatment, though the hospital does seem to be short of funds. The food is adequate but just. Meat and potatoes but J now craving salad. Bottled water, towels, and even soap are supplied by the patient's family or friends. Joe jokes that it sounds like a Mexican jail. 

Take bus 427 back to the centre and find that it goes via the Cineplex. File for future reference.

Thursday, December 17/2015

Rainy day, though J finds a clearish period to nip down to Lidl for provisions. Jane calls later in the morning to say she's had the op, but we get cut off so I text to wish her well. Late afternoon Bill calls from the hospital. He's rethinking coming out to dinner with us. So he comes over and fills us in. Three titanium pins and seems to be doing well. 

Out to Vlachos where we meet up with Ailsa and Harry for dinner. We're early enough that there are still portions of lamb and chicken in the oven, so that's what we opt for, preceded by a village salad and vegetable meze and followed by fruit and small Greek pastries and coffee. Drink to Jane's health and recovery. One of the nicest things about Cypriot - and possibly all Mediterranean - restaurants is the lack of hurry. No one is in a hurry to hand us the bill after two hours. We'd have been welcome to sit there till midnight.

Tuesday, December 15/2015

J off for his morning walk. I opt not to meet him as mobile charging - not that we're overwhelmed by phone calls. Leaving me home when reception calls to say, with surprising protectiveness, that there is a gentleman who wants to see me, and is it all right to send him up. Turns out to be Bill, with bad news. Jane has fallen and broken her hip, badly it seems. Happened last night and she's in hospital, of course. He's unsure what course they're going to take, but impossible to operate until she's stabilised and blood pressure lowered. Also, she takes warfarin (blood thinner) so she needs to get that out of her system before surgery. The doctor B saw wants a consultation with his preferred cardiologist today. B mentions our Christmas plans being in abeyance - the four of us having booked a week at a hotel in Kyrenia - but that, of course, is the least important worry. 

J takes the chicken bits of fat with him when we go to Carrefour, as we pass a skip on the way where feral cats congregate. They're very nervous, especially about sudden movements, but come running when they realise what's on offer. 

Call Bill after dinner. Jane somewhat better and surgery now expected Thursday. In the evening J plays Polish Christmas carols on the Playbook.

Monday, December 14/2015

BBC continues. Permanent? Fingers crossed. Fairly repetitive news on weekdays but quite good weekend programming. Sunday dinner on Monday, sort of, as J simmers a whole chicken in the big pot, leaving tons of leftovers as well as stock for soup.

Sunday, December 13/2015

Sun back. Cancer society having a Christmas fair in the parking lot where the weekly  market is held so we wander down. Ailsa there with a neighbour, Georgina, so we stop at a café round the corner for coffee. Georgina, J and I have Cyprus (Greek, Turkish - the particular designation is political not epicurean) coffee. Ailsa orders what  most North Americans would simply regard as regular coffee. It comes in its own small cafetière, ready to let her press it down when brewed.

 BBC appears on a hitherto unused channel slot on the tv. Will it last? And at what stage in the broadcast process was it acquired?

Saturday, December 12/2015

First rain day since we arrived three and a half weeks ago. No doubt rain needed. J goes down to walk lengths of the beach as usual but takes an umbrella. We actually have FOUR. Two mini ones we travel with and two larger ones acquired en route - last year not this - one in London and one in Rome. J finds them abandoned, sometimes in the middle of the road, wherever the original owner has given up as one blew inside out. He's very good at repairing them, which is convenient because we do have a history of leaving them on buses or in the tube. Jane messages that she has driven on flooded roads to the British base at Dhekelia to get a newspaper: "drains unheard of in Cyprus". In the evening the rain gets serious, with thunder and lightning, but cosy inside, where we're reading aloud from Events, Dear Boy, Events - a collection of excerpts from (mostly political) British diaries spanning the twentieth century.

Friday, December 11/2015

Stop at the animal charity shop and, while we're there, ask about John, whom we haven't seen since our return but who used to be the mainstay of the shop. The Thai woman, who often works Fridays, tells us that he died fairly suddenly in June. Rather upsetting, especially as there is a suggestion that the local hospital was a little short on effort in diagnosing the problem. We didn't know him well but used to chat quite regularly, if briefly. Actually, have just read an article about micro-interactions: A  2014 study...found that our daily interactions with “weak ties” (people we don’t know very well) have a positive correlation with our happiness and feelings of belonging. In other words, the more micro-interactions we have, the better we feel. The researchers also found this impact wasn’t limited to extroverts. On the contrary, they concluded it might be “especially beneficial” for introverts...." John was a part of our world.

In the evening with Jane and Bill to Kazani, a little traditional restaurant in Aradippou, greater Larnaca. Accessed by a tangle of dimly lit roads, many too narrow to allow two cars to pass. It's seven o'clock but has been dark since before 5. The restaurant name comes from the Greek for cauldron and refers to the distilling of zivania on the premises for many years. It's a family enterprise, and much of the food is from the family farm. Warm, very traditional, and friendly.

Thursday, December 10/2015

Email from M asking if it would be convenient if she stopped for an hour about 7 pm between Greek class and an overnight visit with a friend. Reply of course she can. Acquire shortbread as a suitable accompaniment to coffee and/or brandy and then eat somewhat earlier than usual in order to avoid awkwardness of meal conflicting with visit. M arrives cheerfully on time and we offer coffee or tea or brandy. Oh no, says M - I shouldn't drink as I haven't eaten. At which point we begin to realise that we've been a bit slow on the uptake. Emailing in the morning was expected to trigger a supper invitation, rather than our eating early. Confirmed when M says innocently that she had thought we usually ate about seven. Redeem ourselves somewhat by reheating a bowl of yesterday's pea soup to precede the shortbread. After which the Cypriot brandy appears to be an acceptable complement to the coffee. M herself amused, though mildly embarrassed: "And don't laugh at me after I've gone."

Wednesday, December 9/2015

English language daily Cyprus Mail concentrates on the insular - well, the word does come from insula, Latin for island. So pride of place to anything connected to the talks on reunification of the Turkish north and Greek south of the island. Seems to be more serious than in most previous years, and it's possible that President Anastasiades is not in the mold of previous leaders who won elections by telling southerners that no possible solution was as good as they deserved. Still there is a pathological attachment to past grievances and a great deal of denial of any conceivable responsibility. The whole issue even has a familial nickname - Cyprob. So despite posturing, talks, press releases, it's all too easy to believe Anastasiades when he says the thought of a solution by March is "overly optimistic" - or by March of the following year either. There is apparently no agreement yet on the questions of territory, property and guarantees. Which does leave one wondering what has been agreed. The committee's lunch menus?

Tuesday, December 8/2015

Tuesday. Haircut day. Have been waiting for a day when there was hot shower water in the morning, as opposed to late afternoon. Give up and wash hair under tepid water. J and I conveniently go to the same place, and the same man has been cutting our hair for over ten years, and doing a pretty good job of it for the most part. No appointments so it's luck of the draw on wait times, but not bad today. 

Monday, December 7/2015

Meet with Maggi and friend Jean for coffee at Harry's-by-St-Lazarus, as opposed to Harry's Bar, where M went last week when we had arranged to meet only at Harry's. Always nice and sunny, especially as global warming (for which, obviously, one should not be grateful) has been providing temperatures almost consistently in the 20's. Contrasting a little with the Christmas tree between us and St Lazarus.

Sunday, December 6/2015

Jane and I to Kristingle service at St Helena's. Baking, second hand books and clothes for sale in the courtyard first, along with mince pies and mulled wine. Jane wins a bottle of olive oil with herbs inside. Bit coals to Newcastle that. Kristingles at the end of service - oranges with red ribbon around their equators, a candle and foil imbedded in the top, and 4 toothpicks with sweets. These are symbolically the earth, Christ's blood, the light of the world, the four seasons, and the fruits of the seasons. 

Saturday, December 5/2015

Bakeries and supermarkets here still reminiscent of the village market square. Few Cypriot women can resist squeezing every loaf on the shelf, despite signs decrying the practice in English (and presumably same in Greek) before leaving with one, or perhaps none. Lidl, with Germanic cleanliness and order, supplies disposable gloves as well as metal tongs but no polizisten, so normal Cypriot practice prevails. At the Discount grocery, where there are no concessions to hygiene on the bread racks but scoops in the fruit and nut bins, J expresses his displeasure to a middle-aged woman who is taking handfuls of dried cranberries, ramming fist into mouth, and returning for more. Not only unabashed, she seems to have no idea what is distressing him. A problem no doubt compounded by lack of a common language.

Friday, December 4/2015

To Xylotymvou in the evening with Jane and Bill. It's a village east of Pyla, where they live, and noted for a friendly restaurant which holds a buffet on Thursdays and Fridays. Very busy, and Jane has wisely chosen a table near the (not burning at the moment) fireplace. It's far from the buffet tables and from the wildly noisy Cypriot family gatherings, so conversation is possible. Excellent salad buffet and the second plate of hot foods uneven but not at all bad. Company, as always, super.

Thursday, December 3/2015

Vote in British House last night, predictably, in favour of bombing ISIS in Syria. So by the time we wake this morning two Tornadoes have returned to the British base at Akrotiri, 84 km southwest of us, mission accomplished. No time wasted there. Announcement says what they bombed is an oil field. 

Sun loungers and umbrellas still up and last week there were quite a few sunbathers and still a number of people in the sea. Today in the high teens - higher in the sun - but the wind makes it too chilly for sunning.

Stop at a little second hand shop where we previously looked at the portable stereos (sounds a bit prim but less un pc than ghetto blaster - go with boombox?). This time we're equipped with a cd and a tape to test with. Unnecessary, as the owner announces that he has had an electronics friend test the one we were interested in. The cd doesn't work. Mysteriously though, the price has risen from €10 when we thought it might be working to €20 (£14, $28.60 CAD) now that we know it isn't. €50 if we want the friend to fix it. No sale.

Wednesday, December 2/2015

Drop in to the charity shop run by volunteers at St Joseph's Convent three mornings a week. Not much of interest but very crowded. An elderly nun and two other ladies sit on hard backed chairs opposite the used book shelves, almost certainly oblivious to the presence on the top shelf of three copies of Fifty Shades of Gray.

Stop at the food store which we still know by its previous name as the Elephant store. The best pears we've ever tasted and pink grapefruit at 38 euro cents a kilo ($0.54 CAD, £0.27). Huge and fresh and juicy. 

 

Tuesday, December 1/2015

Follow debate in British parliament on whether to bomb ISIS/Daesh in Syria. Struck by the (mostly) informed, articulate, and civil nature of the debate, despite the passionate opinions held. Have seen no (was going to say few but that would be inaccurate) debates in the Canadian House of equal caliber. Particularly good to see that speeches were largely without benefit of notes, the theory but not the practice in Canada where head down muttering into a sheaf of script prevails. Genuine debate. Able to watch streamed on ipad until wifi proves unequal to the effort.

Monday, November 30/2015

Back to Harry's Café near St Lazarus Church for coffee in the sun. Prefer McDonald's filter coffee, but Harry's Cypriot (=Greek, =Turkish) good, and the nice lady always provides a free - and in our case totally unneeded - bite of something sweet, in this case a small slice of cake. Much nicer atmosphere with outside tables and chairs, but the immediate impetus was the noise, reminiscent of giant dentist's drill, near McD's from the renovations taking place on an old building next door. 

Cyprus Mail reports 80 year old woman killed while walking along the street in the town of Protaras in the morning. She has a fractured skull and police are investigating, which is more than they are doing for a 77 year old friend of Bill and Jane, killed while he was cycling in a village. Driving standards here are shocking, with tailgating especially prevalent.

Sunday, November 29/2015

Bus to Bill and Jane's. An older man joins us at the bus stop, also waiting for number 424 to Pyla. He says he left Cyprus at age 17 (about 1955?) and has only returned this year. Enormous changes, mostly for the worse. But he is philosophical; he must change as Cyprus won't. Lunch is duck's breast à l'orange done in foil packets on the barbecue, along with salads looking like an artist's palette. Super. The black olives we picked the other day won't be ready for a year or more but the 2012 ones we have are the best I've ever eaten. J and Bill trim the flowering trees adjacent to the olives. 

Saturday, November 28/2015

Reading Alan Johnson's memoir of childhood, This Boy. Johnson, arguably the best leader Labour never had, came from one of the toughest backgrounds, and it's hard to say which is more interesting - watching his development as a child or seeing a part of London more recent than it's easy to believe (1950's) where outdoor toilets were common and families might live in two rooms with a stove on the landing. Pre-gentrification Notting Hill, or part of it.

J "roasts" peanuts. Raw ones he's bought at the greengrocers. Done in the frying pan they are unsalted   but fresh and very good. Never seen them in Canada. Maybe in big cities.

Friday, November 27/2015

After coffee J and I pass a small second hand shop. Would say a junk shop as it's chaotic and dusty, but some of the "junk" is quite interesting. There are four books lying on a dresser, one of which is Vera Brittain's Testament of Youth. In one of those coincidences one would know better than to put in a novel, I am currently reading its sequel, borrowed electronically from the Open Library. What has drawn us in is the sight of a ghetto blaster. (That does sound offensively politically incorrect - must find out what they should be called). The radio in ours, also acquired second hand locally, is not very good. Almost impossible to tune it to the British base nearby, which provides English radio, much of it retransmitted BBC. The shop owner is helpful. More interested really in discussing politics and the current state of Syria than in pushing a sale. He has been following events subsequent to the shooting down of the Russian jet which did (or alternatively did not) invade Turkish air space for 17 seconds, and has a number of perceptive comments. Then, continuing with the same quiet consideration he goes on to say that it's all down to Zionists who have implanted chips in everyone and can get you anywhere. Sudden vision of the world as a madhouse full of seemingly normal, intelligent, well-informed patients who without warning excuse themselves as the Martians are waiting.

Stop at St Helena's charity shop and it's abuzz with women in hijabs examining everything, especially the clothing. Apparently they are refugees who meet nearby on Fridays and the shop is handy afterward. Pick up a sleeveless top, despite being warned that this is likely to bring an end to the unusually warm weather. 

J to Prinos in the afternoon and back with a bag of sweet, succulent pink grapefruit. When we spotted them first we thought that the sign said 49 (euro) cents each, which still seemed desirable. Turns out it was per kilo, making one grapefruit about €0.20 ($0:29 CAD, £0.14). And they're beautiful. J, with admirable patience segments them, removing all the membranes and their bitterness, as he learned to do in Japan, and they're sweet and delicious.

Thursday, November 26/2015

In the morning Ailsa calls. Last night their phone rang after midnight and Harry got up to answer, thinking, as one would, that it meant bad news. The ringing had stopped and he couldn't make out the caller, but in the morning they determined that it had been a call from our mobile. So apparently when J was attempting to revive the phone pressing random keys despite the lack of any visible info on the screen, he must have connected with Contacts - and as they are alphabetical Ailsa would have been first, before he switched off. Fortunately whoever stamped on the mobile and left it unusable, didn't remove its SIM card, which has €15 remaining and is now in place in our other Nokia. 

Home to find we've missed a call from Jane. Mobile was in my handbag but muffled by traffic noise. Return the call and find they're driving back from the olive oil mill in Anglisides. They stop with oil, a lovely pale green colour. As they're constantly adding oil as people bring in their bags of olives, it's impossible to get back precisely the oil from your own olives. A little like cremation, Jane says - who knows which ashes you get back. They are told, though, that our 8 kilos of small green olives translates to a kilo and a half of oil. Quite surprising.

Wednesday, November 25/2015

Jane picks us up after her painting class and takes us back for a "snack" - which turns out to be a stunning chilled seafood pie and a lovely, colourful salad. Then the olive picking. They're small and green and, apparently perfect for making oil. Four of us have the tree picked in under an hour and spend longer than that separating out leaves and twigs. Eight kilos worth of olives.

Dinner at Vlachos - first time this season, with Aylsa and Harry and also an Irish friend of J and B from marina days. Vlachos's usual, with starters that would have been enough for a whole meal. 

Arrive home and realise I must have dropped mobile at Vlachos. Call and speak to Constantinos, the owner's son. He sensibly asks for its phone number to call it. From there it gets weird. C calls back with the news that, within less than an hour the mobile has been taken from Vlachos, discarded in a cemetery, and taken to a police station. (Its small black leather case probably was initially taken for a money purse and then, when the contents were neither cash nor a recent and sophisticated phone, it was not simply tossed away but stamped on). The police return it to me at the Sunflower, noting, accurately, that it is broken, and saying, a little callously I feel, that it isn't expensive anyway. It clearly rang when called, and the battery - which must be about eight years old - lights it up, but nothing registers on the screen, which is cracked, as, actually, is the electronic board inside.

Tuesday, November 24/2015

Fire alarm keeps going off periodically. First time Kiki was amused. Did you come down because you were afraid? Second time we are more skeptical, but head for the stairwell. Met in corridor by Maria and Venera, the maids, going about their business. Oh no, no. Big smiles. But "they" are not quick about turning it off. Nobody knows how? Defective and as glitchy about being turned off as about coming on? Everyone else completely sanguine about carrying on with piercing noise as background? I take to responding to each alarm by going out on the balcony. If there are no people running about outside in panic I take it that reception is unconcerned. Longest alarm I time is nine minutes.

Monday, November 23/2015

Coffee with M at the waterfront after J's beach walk. Stop at animal shelter charity shop. Not much of interest, but it's a friendly place and the Thai woman who is working today recognises us and asks if we've been away. She remembers that our other home is Canada, too. Regular lunch here mostly vegetables and humus - sometimes with bread and cheese. Makes us wonder why we don't have that as the standard in Canada. Partly because of the lack of really enticing vegetables most of the time. Before we began coming to Cyprus I'd forgotten carrots had a scent.

Sunday, November 22/2015

Wake to find that the door to the flat is open. Handbag untouched. Liquor collection intact. No one assaulted. Overwhelming probability we didn't quite shut it last night. Sunlight, jazz, newspapers (mostly electronic but Cyprus Mail on Sunday from the periptero (read corner shop) next door, brunch. Doesn't get much better. Walk in the afternoon.

Saturday, November 21/2015

Stop at East European shop for a jar of pepper spread. Always think of Mr Czekaj, who didn't really read English and chose tinned goods by the pictures. We compare jars, looking for illustrations showing peppers rather than tomatoes, though a supporting cast of aubergines would be ok. Having found a likely candidate I approach the counter, where the woman speaks Russian, and presumably Greek, but not English. Not entirely irrationally I try Polish: Papriki? No. So I point, in protest, to the picture. A fellow customer comes to the rescue. "Sweet." Ah, they are sweet peppers rather than hot. Just what we wanted in a spread. The young man says he speaks five languages. Maybe in Russian the sweet peppers are called something other than papriki. Our education continues. 

And home from Prinos with a kilo of clementine oranges, leaves still shining on some. Fifty-nine euro cents (84 cents CAD, 70p UK) for a kilo. 

Friday, November 20/2015

Wake up delighted to have all the stored boxes unpacked. A little taken aback by the view of the living room - all empty boxes and string and containers - at odds with my edited memory of having finished everything. Though mostly it is. Coffee down at the McDonald's on the waterfront. Not classy but beach view and best filter coffee around. Maggi joins us, bubbling with half a year's stored information. She's rented a house south of Larnaca now and seems to be enjoying it. No dog with her as she came by bus. 

Visit to Carrefour and Prinos, the greengrocer's, for ingredients for a mushroom spaghetti sauce. Then Kiki gives us a tour of the new restaurant, to be operated by Mr Andreas' elder son. Tonight is the opening, a private affair, and several people are busy with the finishing touches. All new and smelling of fresh paint. 

Shortly after ten we're sitting around when the fire alarm sounds persistently. So down five flights of stairs, mindful of the desirability of avoiding elevators during fires. No smoke in evidence, and more oddly no other people. Are we the only tenants. Actually haven't yet run into any others, and it is a slow time of year. At the mezzanine landing we're delighted to run into our friend Mr Walid, the Iraqi Palestinan refugee refugee who lives here, out wondering what is going on. No time for a chat, so we continue to the lobby, unaccompanied by Mr Walid. In reception all is pleasant business as usual. Kiki greets us cheerfully. Fire? Oh no. Maybe someone was smoking. You came down because you were afraid? Well not afraid, no. It's just this habit we have of evacuating a building when the fire alarm sounds.

Thursday, November 19/2015

With Jane and Bill over the border to north Cyprus. Very busy British GCHQ listening post by the border. Think of Cameron's announcement re increasing security personnel. Almost all certain to be GCHQ as recruits available on the open market, only requiring vetting and minor training. We're bound for the Thursday market at Famagusta. Lively and full of flowers, shrubs, fresh produce, clothing, dried fruit and nuts, and minor hardware. Buy leeks, celery green beans, mushrooms, and huge bunch of coriander. Have coffee at the market, then lunch in the south on the return trip. A lovely little café that looks like nothing from outside but is busy providing non-stop meals and takeaways. We can see a man busy at the outside beehive shaped kleftiko oven. And we're surrounded by pots of luxuriant basil.

Wednesday, November 18/2015

Set alarms on both mobile phones and both ipads - and they all deliver. They're set for 4:15 AM, and we can all too easily imagine sleeping through in the pitch dark not much more than four hours after going to bed. All packed last night, though, so only dressing and brushing teeth. We pass deliverymen unloading crates of vegetables in front of a restaurant in an otherwise pretty deserted Queensway. The tube station opens just after we arrive and we're on the first District train to Edgware Road. Almost empty at this hour of the morning and no one obstructing our way at St Pancras either. So we're actually slightly early for the 5:52 to Gatwick. No queue at all at the Monarch desk, which has just opened. So lots of sitting around time before our 10:10 flight. Man sitting next leaves his Daily Mail behind. Crap paper, but he's kindly refrained from doing the puzzles.

Flight is good. Not a comfortable seat design and pitch means little leg room, but the plane holds 220 and is less than half full, so its pretty painless; in spite of our not having paid to pick our own seats we each have a row of three to ourselves. And the plane is an astonishing 40 minutes early. Almost the last through immigration, as usual. Down in part to Cypriots queuing at the "all passports" desks instead of the EU, EEC, and CH. Tempted to make loud announcement to the effect that they are, unnecessarily, in line with asylum seekers and North Koreans (and us). 

Bill and Jane meet us. Hugs and home to the Sunflower for more hugs. And, surprise - we'd been told the fourth floor would be under renovation but are handed the key to 403, our old home. Frenzied renovations finishing for reception area and restaurant (reopening tomorrow). We're on hold. Unpack the basics. Then Jane and Bill pick us up for dinner at a taverna recommended to them. Interesting decor. Photos of Larnaca from the 50's and an antique phonograph. Also a bicycle no older than the one I rode as a kid - ok, it was once my mother's, genuine antique. The food is good - moussaka (me), chicken (Jane), rabbit (Bill and Joe) and the service friendly, but it's not Vlachos. Our gold standard.

Tuesday, November 17/2015

Last day. How can it be? Blustery too. A bit wet, but mostly windy. Storm called Barny on its way in. Just hoping that it will have passed by tomorrow without leaving trees on the train tracks. Leaving very early - between allowing extra time for any storm damage and leaving time in case of higher than usual security measures at Gatwick. Pick up sandwiches to take along, as Monarch is cheap, but no frills. Amazingly cheap, really. £123.98 ($251.36 CAD, €176.87) for TWO one way tickets from London to Cyprus. It's a fair distance, too - 2017 miles from Gatwick to Larnaca. Just about the same as the distance from London, Ontario to Vancouver. So we're taking our own water and food and we're not complaining.

Monday, November 16/2015

Back up Green Lanes Road in north Londom, one of the longest stretches of road in London to keep the same lane. London is a series of villages cobbled together, and most often very long roads change names as they progress from one former villlage to another.  The area is Turkish and Greek (largely without conflict, as well as in part Kurdish - and, like everywhere else in London, a bit of everything. But largely Turkish, with Turkish restaurants, green grocers, barber shops, even travel agencies. We pass a pharmacy labelled in both Turkish and Greek, as well as English. I recognize the Turkish - eczane - though probably couldn't have come up with the word if asked. 

We're here to pay our second visit to Sama, a wholesaler that sells to the public as well. Mostly Turkish products - dates, olives, figs, dried apricots, nuts, tea, red pepper flakes, olive oil. We're here for sundried tomatoes in oil and pine nuts to take to Cyprus. But just browsing is such a pleasure.

Sunday, November 15/2015

To the National Portrait gallery for our semi-annual visit. Interesting how some faces look so modern and some so period dated. Thus a terracotta bust of William Hogarth shows a man one might expect to meet at any contemporary gathering. Several Simon Schama exhibit portraits, providing historical interest pictures. I'm taken with an illustrated genealogical chart showing the ill-fated Stuart line. Had never seen it laid out before, but quite obviously those in power preferred foreign (i.e. German) monarchs to Catholics. Otherwise Bonnie Prince Charlie would have been natural heir to the throne rather than a romantic but unrealistic pretender. 

To Roses in Kilburn for the last supper - fish and chips, with a beautiful cod fillet that doesn't really even fit the plate. Too many chips to finish, but we do polish off the fish! Hate to say it, but nicer than Cyprus or even northern Ontario.

Saturday, November 14/2015

Yesterday Friday 13th and as we were falling asleep we heard the first reports of the Massacre. This following some 40 deaths in Beirut on Thursday. And as the day progresses the news continues to get worse, first on radio and television and then, at Starbucks over the internet.

At Starbucks yesterday's oddball is back this morning. Same clothes, suitcase, laptop. Scratch the catching a train theory. Carton of orange juice today. Is this the breakfast and (limited) toiletry location and is there another spot - all night café? - for the nights? Possible on the weekend to ride the tube all night.

Should be more ambitious but BBC is carrying qualifying for the Brazilian Grand Prix, so we watch. Nico Rosberg takes pole. Nothing against Lewis Hamilton, but nice to see someone else getting a look in. Reminiscent of the old days of watching the inevitable Schumi win.

Friday, November 13/2015

At the Starbucks office. Bearded middle aged man at the next table must be waiting for a train. Has a large Lenovo laptop and a suitcase which serves as a dressing case. He stands up, extracts  a deodorant and inserts it inside his jacket to spray his armpits. The black case has not supplied socks, though. He's well provided for otherwise as well. No sign of coffee or other Starbucks purchases, but he does have a tin of energy drink (first taken by us for beer) in progress and the empties - a second tin plus a two litre club soda bottle - beside him on the bench. He spends some time copying from from the laptop screen, using permanent black marker and producing letters large and unformed enough for a ransom note. Am fairly skilled at reading upside down but decency (only just) forbids. Same inconvenient code of behaviour prevents taking of much desired photograph.

Thursday, November 12/2015

Pick up the train tickets for Wednesday's journey to Gatwick. And since we're already  at King's Cross, and so more or less there, we go over to the British Library. The big exhibition is a west African one, a paid exhibit that we're not especially eager to see. We do spend some time in the main hall, though. Visit old friends - from the a letter of the still unmarried Anne Boleyn to Henry VIII and Magna Carta to original Beatles lyrics scribbled on scraps of paper and even on the back of a birthday card of then one year old Julian Lennon. Interestingly the copy of Magna Carta is accompanied by a document signed by Pope Innocent some two months later annulling it in terms that make clear the papal position on hierarchy. No Vatican preferential option for the poor, or even for simple democracy, in those days. Some documents we haven't seen as well. A letter from Cold War spy Guy Burgess, by then long escaped to and exiled in Russia, writing to congratulate a friend on his knighthood. Letter from Karl Marx as well. 

Our original intent is to go back to the London School of Economics for a lecture entitled Shadow Sovereigns: How Global Corporations are Seizing Power. Should be interesting but after the last couple of LSE talks we're a bit wary. What if we're just told what we, and everybody else, already knows? And on the other side of the scales is the best lamb kleftiko in London. So it's matter over mind. The kleftiko wins and we're off to Kilburn and Roses. Kleftiko as succulent as ever. As well as the old men in the café there's a woman at the next table with two girls, aged about eight and nine, in school uniform. Overhear one girl saying cynically "He changes his girlfriend even more often than he changes his job." 

Wednesday, November 11/2015

London School of Economics for a lecture on the Muslim Brotherhood in the Middle East rentier states - Kuwait, Qatar and United Arab Emirates. (No clear idea why Saudi Arabia excluded). The content is interesting, though not riveting, and does present a picture of a conservative but much less militant brotherhood in circumstances where it is not in direct conflict with government. Rather a summary of national characteristics than an analysis of the movement's political effects or potential. The presenter, Dr Courtney Freer, is young, engaging, informed, and without ego. Unfortunately, though, she speaks very quickly and softly, while seated, making her extremely difficult to follow. The questions from the audience at the end come from some highly informed people and are often accompanied by compliments on the quality of the presentation. Not sure whether they are naturally much more polite than I or are just used to  a somewhat low standard of delivery. 

Tuesday, November 10/2015

Weather reports can have a dark, romantic tone here, with the word murky featuring in weather Macbeth would have recognised. And today the weather caster refers to a low pressure area hovering over Ireland before its inevitable move east as "lurking with intent". But still mostly dry today and the breeze is a warm one, with a predicted high between 16 and 18.

Beside me on the road leading in to busy Queensway is a motorcycle, followed by two police officers mounted side by side on horses, followed by a Mercedes. Where but in London? Well, Cairo - but there a donkey cart would be more probable than horses carrying police.

 

Monday, November 9/2015

Period charm of our room in Bayswater.  Comfortable chairs for telly watching. 

And even a classic loo. Toilet with overhead pull chain tank. Like the ones that the Saskatchewan Legislature had back in the days when I worked for the Public Service Commission in the mid-seventies.

Sunday, November 8/2015

Back to Indian Veg, Chapel Market, for a buffet. The same family has run the place for some thirty years, during which time the price has slowly crept up to £6.50 (€9.30, $13.00 CAD). The family eat there themselves, you're welcome to bring your own wine or beer, and it's always busy. The walls proclaim their mission with posters on top of posters, so there's always something to read.

Saturday, November 7/2015

Wet in the morning, but not in the afternoon. Stays windy and the park benches are damp, but it's warm. About 18. Can hardly tear ourselves from the telly after lunch. There's a documentary about World War I soldiers who took their cameras to the trenches. Painfully young enlisted men who left haunting black and white photographs, some of which survived the photographers by decades. The program features a German and an Englishman, each carrying his father's photos  to the Somme and lamenting the terrible waste of humanity. Most poignant is a picture of a grave, taken by the seventeen year old soldier who had buried his best friend and photographed the burial place.

We go to the Saatchi Gallery, mostly to catch the last of the exhibit of Alaric Hammond's windows - etching and corrosion on zinc and copper plates. The colours are very moving and we're glad to have caught the show. As always, there are other exhibits of interest. Shen qibin has a series of building high relief models, many of them classical buildings with fractures, that are framed ironically with pseudo- baroque frames. And Jin Feng has a series of stylized paintings of ancient Chinese maps, with such a crumpled three-dimensional appearance it's hard to resist running a finger over the surfaces. Jin also has a witty exhibition of wooden doors, where planks and hardware are incorporated into huge portraits on the surface. Fun. 

As we leave, Duke of York Square, Chelsea, is crowded. Small children have had their faces painted.booths are selling popcorn and mulled wine - the latter an astonishing £7.50  (€10.73, $15.00 CAD) for a six ounce cup. They're doing brisk business though. A very good choir is providing pre-Advent entertainment with a selection of Christmas carols. And, as we head up King's Road to the Sloan Square tube station, having just admired the second red Ferrari in two blocks, we're approached by Santa in a sleigh-like carriage, pulled in the heavy traffic by two genuine reindeer.

Friday, November 6/2015

Very happy not to be in Sharm el Sheik, although it's on the permanent list of inexpensive places for a brief holiday. Unlike some of Egypt it's supposed have been pretty safe. And probably still is, if you don't consider arrival and departure. One reporter said that the advice was not to go by air. Technically possible to get there by sea, of course, but that would probably put paid to the brief and cheap aspects of the holiday. Quite a lot of people now enjoying a longer than expected stay in Sharm, as the UK banned flights there following the explosion of the Russian plane, and, more particularly, the government intelligence conclusion that said explosion was most probably caused by a terrorist bomb. As the flights restart there are delays as the airport sorts itself out and, presumably, too many planes want access. There's also quite a lot of luggage to deal with, as those returning on British flights are allowed to bring one item of hand luggage apiece. Checked luggage is waiting to be transported separately, the theory being that cases will be reunited with owners within a week. And this is the luggage for 20,000 Brits, soon to be joined at the airport by the suitcases of the 60,000 Russians that Putin is planning to bring home.

Thursday, November 5/2015

The plan, despite the weather (warm but an umbrella day) is to visit the Saatchi Gallery and then do a bit of low level shopping. The gallery, not for the first time, proves to be closed for setting up a show - better website checking called for - so it's down to the shopping. Popping in and out of shops on Kilburn High Road with the umbrellas going up and down. Socks, chocolate, wine, etc. Plastic bags are now 5 p (10 cents CAD) each at large stores by legislation. Primark uses paper bags, as it always has. Just as well that we carry folded nylon ones, as we the bottle of wine we've added to the paper bag begins to work its way through as rain dampens the paper. Happy not to be the person responsible for wine and broken glass on the underground platform. Guy Fawkes day, and at night we can hear the fireworks but a bit wet for standing about. Glass of wine instead.

Wednesday, November 4/2015

There were choices in the public lecture available for tonight but there was a promising grandness to the15th Hellenic Observatory Annual Lecture, and its title, The Hypocrisy of European Moralism: Greece and the politics of cultural aggression, sounds interesting. And the speaker is a Harvard professor. It's a little downhill from there, though. Comfortable seats in a small theatre and we're early enough for front row. The talk itself is pretty rapid fire, largely because it is, speaker Michael Herzfeld admits, an article prepared for publication, and fitting it into the allotted hour is a virtuoso speed performance. Which makes it significantly more difficult to follow. The gist is that Greece is neither innocent of corruption and incompetence nor the ugly stereotype of western European accusations. Fair enough, and not really controversial. Bit of a performance though, with seemingly irrelevant snippets of erudition thrown in, along with untranslated phrases in Greek for what seems to be a primarily non-Greek audience. Be interesting to see if there's a transcript - some points seemed worth slower speed focus.

Tuesday November 3/2015

To West Harrow. Stop on Kilburn High Road to get a bottle of wine at Aldi's. Probably the cheapest prices in the city, but we've had this particular wine before and it's quite nice. Pleased to note after the fact that a Guardian writer agrees. Horribly long queues at the tills. There are signs saying that if your purchase is under £30 ($60 CAD) you can simply use your touchless credit card but no more specific info. Tap it and pop it in your bag? Walk along Drury Road enjoying the flowers in front gardens. Fuschias in full bloom next to luxuriant deep green holly. Roses into Victorian decay but still beautifully scented. Jean's garden still has thriving geraniums. Reminiscence and talk of books and friends. And, as ever, a lovely curry.

Monday, November 2/2015

Visit to the Turkish shop up Green Lanes Road. Really it's a whole Turkish district - restaurants, greengrocers, barbers, little travel agencies. Our shop looks more like a small warehouse half hidden behind a carpet shop. We're fortunately limited to what we can carry - and more important what we can use in the next two weeks in a room without fridge or cooking facilities. Still a treasure trove. Sundried tomatoes and olives, plump dried figs, roast pepper spread, dried apricots. We can't use the pomegranate syrup here but get a little bottle for Jean. There are boxes of dates, but also packets of dried pears and peppers. Intriguing dried mulberries. Enormous bags of tea leaves and soft red pepper flakes. A happy half hour's browsing.

Sunday, November 1/2015

Wake at quarter to six, just before the alarm to head over to Hyde Park for the annual London to Brighton Veteran Car Run. As we walk down the Bayswater Road in the half-light we're passed by at least a dozen and a half vintage cars, easily identified as they come up behind us, puttering bravely on one or two cylinders, most of them with no headlights. We help an older couple push back tjeir car, which has nosed out from a side street and died. But we're replaced by three young men walking past, so there's plenty of muscle available for the crank restart. The cars are lined up along the Serpentine, where swans and ducks are swimming. Last minute repairs and coffees.

 Curious as to the dividing line between a motorcycle and a car - some of the vehicles that seem to be straddling it. The cars without roofs or windscreens are often more engaging, but pretty exposed. Fortunately it's not raining, although it's increasingly foggy. In fact the heavy mist has mixed with the exhaust fumes into a pretty toxic smelling smog. As always, there are a couple of heartbreakers - cars that made it this far (and many are brought in from other continents for the race, especially this year, when the theme is American) and then in the end wouldn't start. We only pass two, one with engine running but drive train not engaged.

Saturday, October 31/2015

Lovely day, and we're off to Piccadilly for the Regent Street motor show. We're there for the vintage cars from tomorrow's London to Brighton Veteran Car Run. They're marvellous. All at least 110 years old and many boasting only one cylinder. Ten horsepower is unusually powerful. Loving restorations and, in many cases, owners in period dress. There are also sections of the show reserved for the ultra-new. Hydrogen and electric cars on display. We're taken with a Tesla with the smallest of batteries in the cavity under the hood and extra space for tiny rear-facing passengers in the rear of the car.

Thursday, October 29/2015

Back to Kilburn High Road and Roses. A rough and ready neighbourhood, once Irish, as the name suggests (and you can still buy Irish newspapers here), it's now a heady mix of West Indian, African, Asian, and Middle East people. And beneath that an aging layer of solid working class English. Roses itself is a café with an eclectic decor and an accommodating menu. Thursdays there is lamb kleftiko, the best we've eaten anywhere, always butter soft and succulent. The portions are always enormous,  and equally generous with vegetables. So it is, perhaps, unsurprising, that it attracts older single men, clearly regulars, sitting mostly separately at the little tables with the French red and white checked covers (prudently plastic rather than cloth). There are occasional women, in pairs, or small families, but mostly retired men. And we speculate: the men probably have a little more money, and, J says, are more willing to spend it on eating out. They come of a generation where men cooked less and are, often, inclined to a less intense social life - the solitary companionship of the pub. This leads to a new insight: a café full of single old men may be like a truckers' stop on the motorway, a sign of good, substantial, inexpensive food. No nouvelle cuisine for these boys.

Wednesday, October 28/2015

The time we made up in flight is thoroughly lost in the immigration queue at Heathrow. Fifty-five minutes of snaking through the arrival hall. The only question we're asked is how long we're staying, already answered on the entry form. Surely anyone entering with dishonourable intent would at least have memorised their lines? Maybe the questions don't matter and it's all a matter of judging body language and tone. And maybe that gives them entirely too much credit. Collect the suitcases, long abandoned beside the carousel and head for the tube.

We have an appointment at 4:40 at the Covent Garden Apple Store re ipad mini #2. Bought as replacement-in-waiting for an aging predecessor, it suddenly refused to open or show any other signs of life about two weeks ago. Other, that is, than on the overnight train, when it apparently struggled to life and was discovered in the morning feverishly hot and down to 3% battery. It twitched to life, agreed to being charged, reached about 70% charge and expired. I have memorised the clinical history, can supply dates and symptoms, have screen shots of serial number and receipt, am prepared. It's only five months old! Not needed. If it won't start, we'll give you another. Here you go - attached to the computer and downloading from the cloud. Single signature. Fini. Not quite the end. As well as the new tablet they also kindly do the software upgrades on our other mini. The ones it had no space to do without a computer's assistance. Jetlag forgotten.

Tuesday, October 27/2015

Waiting for the bus to the airport, we see geese flying north. Sign of a warm winter? At the airport we check in the suitcases. The employee doing the checking is a dwarf in a wheelchair. Understandably he isn't behind a desk, where he would  be able neither to see nor be seen. This does mean that he isn't next to a weigh scale either, so our cases are scanned unweighed. They're sure to be under the 23 kilos, but the flight to Cyprus will be less generous, so it would be nice to get a readout. J puts them on the conveyer belt and we begin to wonder if we've genuinely been checked in. Shades of a Warwick Davis script. No passport check, but then, as J poinuts out, this segment isn't international.

Montreal so much better than Toronto for the transfer - smaller and quieter. The flight leaves at nine and makes up a bit of time as it goes. We're near the back, opposite the middle row the stewardesses have snagged. Interesting view of their meal - clearly left over from first class. Steaks, much better salad than ours, fresh fruit and berries. They don't seem to be allowed wine, though, and ours wasn't bad.

Monday, October 26/2015

Technically Monday, as the train leaves after midnight. And arrives in the morning in Winnipeg to the sound of the zany conductor singing "Sur le pont d'Avignon" - last thought of, probably, in Avignon many years ago.

Dinner - Chinese takeaway - at Janet and Dave's, with Ian and Susan and Judy and Dino.

Tuesday, April 21/2015

Last day. Begin at the Starbucks office. Then a visit to the Saatchi Gallery to see the Wanderland exhibit which opened after our last visit. It's a kind of multimedia combination of traditional 19th century Paris café culture and some straightforward classic Hermès products, from gold and enamel watches to shoes and somehow it seems to escape being commercial and remain nostalgia with a touch of magic - and just sheer fun. Gentlemen's canes with witty minds of their own, cups that seem to float above the table, café scenes, music, 3D comic art and mysterious doors to the next stages. Hard to be for simple enjoyment,

Too hot for jackets as we visit Camden High Street and only starting to cool off when we're back in Bayswater about 5.