St Patrick's Day. Ignore next door pub's offer of free Irish hat with purchase of undrinkable quantity of Guinness and head down to St Julian's for coffee. Tables overlooking the bay prove irresistable, so rashly decide that it will be worth it regardless of price, coffee not appearing on posted menu. Drink Americanos and bask in the sunlight until it is simply too hot to stay longer. Total cost €2.80 (£2.34, $4.32 CAD). Absolutely amazing.